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In my boredom of life a firefighter joke

A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.”
“Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.
Bell 3 rings and we’re ready to go on the trucks.”
“From now on,” he said, “we’re going to run this house the same way.”
“When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed.
When I say Bell 3, we’re going to screw all night.”
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, “Bell 1!” and his wife took off her clothes.
“Bell 2,” and his wife jumped into bed.
“Bell 3,” and they began to screw.
After two minutes his wife yelled, “Bell 4!”
“What’s this Bell 4?” the husband asks.
“More hose,” she replied, “you’re nowhere near the fire!”

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July 31, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

For those who know corey’s dad

He could play lurch

yep very helpfull wasnt it ( true though )

July 31, 2006 Posted by | Actors / Actresses | Leave a comment

Pre menstural Killer

OMG it reminds me of that song (every body run the home coming queens got a gun)

may be not dude

July 31, 2006 Posted by | Story idea, Type of movie | 1 Comment

Radio Stunts

A short film on how many pranks can be played on radio talk back anouncers ie stupid press releases we can get on air in a month. ie Greyhound recorder personal ads now available. etc

hmmmmm

July 31, 2006 Posted by | Story idea, Type of movie | Leave a comment

A Piss Take of Maury Pouvich

Great Idea but we will all be strung up for it dudes

We do a maury show have The virgin mary there peter and god with maury announcing “God in relation to the father of Jesus you are not the father” the god doing a dance telling her I told you etc.

Oh yeah good way to be excommunicated even if only a joke, staying away from that one.

July 31, 2006 Posted by | Story idea | 1 Comment

Osama Bin Ladin

One idea people

An aussie go’s on the hunt for bin ladin as the USA Britain and australia cant get him

He puts together a bounty team with the promise of the $20million dollar reward for bin ladin dead or alive.

The capture bin ladin and bring him back to australia but in a struggle they kill him.

they take the body to the US embassy and collect the reward. The federal police are waiting and they all get charged with murder the reward is seized under the NSW procedes of crime ledgislation and they are all given 30 year sentences.

This is so freaken weird it could happen under our laws here.

what do you think ?

July 31, 2006 Posted by | Story idea, Type of movie | 1 Comment